I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “Bow ties are cool.” They just are, like fezzes! Fezzes are cool too. Unfortunately, if you wear a fez people might snatch it from your head, throw it in the air, and blast it into tiny pieces. That rarely happens with bow ties, though (luckily). And it would be a shame if anything were to happen to this red bow tie.
Just look at the color! It’s brilliant, like the red giant Gamma Crucis setting over the horizon. Except, you know, without the millions of kilometers of superheated plasma ready to engulf the planet in an instant. So...not like a red giant at all, then. Though it is red! Or is it more a burgundy?
In any case, this bow tie is the perfect fashion accessory to class up any outfit, whether you’re running from dinosaurs on a spaceship, moseying through a town called Mercy, or just hanging out inside the Pandorica during the Big Bang. It’s quite versatile, really.
In case you’re wondering, the good folks at AbbyShot have said that this bow tie is perfect for your “Doctor Who cosplay”--whatever that is--and fits necks from 16 to 22 inches. As far as how you tie it, that’s a bit trickier. I have had a few hundreds years to practice, after all. My best advice is this: go onto the internet (marvelous thing, isn’t it), and check out this video. There’s a bit of wrapping, folding, and I’m fairly certain it’s supposed to go through your neck at some point, but you’ll figure it out.
I’ve just been informed that a bow tie should never go through your own neck, so if yours does, you’re probably in some sort of computer program. I’ll be along shortly to help rescue you.
Please note that due to licensing restrictions AbbyShot can only ship this product to the following countries: Canada, U.S.A., U.K., Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Africa, Middle East, and continental Europe!