Another week begins, and it brings us one week closer to Christmas! So are your gift-giving skills fine-tuned yet? We began a series last week that boils it all down to 4 important questions. Keep these in mind and you’ll be on your way to being a “gifter” (a truly awesome gift-giver) in no time.
In this episode we put The Foxhound Coat through the School for Gifters!
1. Who should get this gift?
The Foxhound Coat is not a trench coat for the faint of heart. The wearer must have the spirit of a soldier and must be ready for battle at all times. It also doesn’t hurt if you have one of the following characteristics: (a) a penchant for world domination, (b) a twin brother you really don’t get along with, or (c) the funny feeling that you weren’t born but cloned.
2. How should I wrap the gift?
Two words: Cardboard Box.
Wrapping paper with a desert-camouflage pattern would also be an ideal addition.
A bow… would probably be frowned upon.
3. How should I give the gift?
To reiterate answer number 2 above: The Foxhound Coat goes in the large cardboard box. The cardboard box goes in a very conspicuous location. Trust us, the recipient WILL investigate (probably very carefully).
4. What accessories go with the gift?
The Foxhound Coat goes well with a variety of accessories, including but not limited to: an eye patch, aviator sunglasses, or AbbyShot’s new vented fingerless gloves. Hey, they’re called Ocelot Gloves for a reason, folks!
That’s all for this episode. We’ll be back very soon with another “School for Gifters”!
Oh, and… Long Live Outer Heaven!
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